Martha (Stewart) Doesn't Live Here

A cheeky reminder that real homes are meant to be lived in—not perfectly styled at all times. This playful needlepoint canvas celebrates a little humor, a lot of personality, and the joy of embracing imperfection. Perfect for adding a wink of wit to your walls (and letting guests know you’re not aiming for showroom-ready).

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Details: Stitch-painted by hand, 18 Mesh

Canvas Dimensions: 11" x 9"
Design Dimensions: 7" x 5"

In-stock items typically ship within 3-5 business days from the date your order is placed.

If this item is currently available for pre-order, please allow 12–14 weeks for production and shipping.

Pre-order timelines are estimates and may vary slightly.

All items are final sale and not eligible for return, exchange, or refund.

Because each piece is made with care and attention to detail, we cannot accept cancellations once an order has been placed.

We recommend reviewing measurements, materials, and care details carefully before completing your purchase. If you have any questions, we’re always happy to help.